An Open Letter to Political Candidates

Dear political candidate (I will try to use words of no more than two syllables here):

I promise that if I receive a phone call from your campaign, whether it's a live person or one of those robot callers, you can count on my casting a vote for someone other than you.

If election day rolls around and all of you have pissed me off, I intend to write in myself in lieu of voting for one of you SOBs.

vershteht?

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