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Terrorists win another round

Wednesday, 24 September 2008 9:02 P GMT-04
Stadium evacuated because of unidentified foodstuffs.

The Global Economy at work

Monday, 2 June 2008 8:34 P GMT-04
18 thousand dollars a bottle for wine?

Let's call this decade "The Zeroes"

Monday, 2 June 2008 8:07 P GMT-04
Aside from the non-choice in the upcoming Presidential election, there are stories like this one.

Decoration Day 2008: it gets weird

Thursday, 29 May 2008 9:30 P GMT-04
Pets get their own funeral parlors, and some even get military honors.

Nitwit News of the Week

Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:00 P GMT-04
The full moon does not occur until Tuesday, May 20, but it appears everyone is edging for a head start.

Throw an Onion, go to Jail

Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:52 P GMT-04
Des Moines police investigate attack by onion. Another slow day at the precinct.

More Global Warming Humbug

Friday, 23 February 2007 1:40 P GMT-04
It's like buying an indulgence from your parish priest, without the incense.

I'll bet he wishes he'd never said it

Saturday, 17 February 2007 4:19 P GMT-04
Michigan congressman makes himself look foolish without half trying.

Definitely not the way to treat your customers

Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:08 P GMT-04
Female fitness nazi in Wappinger Falls, NY.

Politics as aphrodisiac

Saturday, 14 October 2006 8:35 P GMT-04
What a fortnight this has been. Foley outed; Studds dead; Kolbe confessing improprieties.

Some chuckles from the county courthouse

Tuesday, 10 October 2006 7:11 P GMT-04
Public records provide a bit of entertainment.

Pump me up, Akhbar!

Thursday, 24 August 2006 10:14 P GMT-04
Turkish traveler arrested for being a wanker.

As long as the MONEY is green: Wally World in China

Thursday, 24 August 2006 12:03 P GMT-04
The big question is whether they'll stock the shelves exclusively with US-made merchandise.

Roller coaster death in Tampa causes family to grieve

Wednesday, 26 July 2006 3:38 P GMT-04
Man croaks after roller coaster ride, ingrate family refuses to be interviewed.

In Harry Truman's home town, no less

Wednesday, 26 July 2006 3:31 P GMT-04
Why do people named after faded movie stars feel the need to draw attention to themselves?

A prince of a fellow, that Harry

Wednesday, 26 July 2006 2:23 P GMT-04
Rich white trash

Cindy Sheehan: Fast-Hideous

Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:59 P GMT-04
Cindy Sheehan's "hunger strike" has somehow morphed into a "fast," and as anyone in the USA knows, that could mean anything.

Giving in to immature drivers

Tuesday, 18 July 2006 9:45 P GMT-04
The past few years it has been fashionable to worry over "road rage," which in the simplest possible terms, is just immaturity on the part of drivers.

No flies on Arnie

Friday, 7 July 2006 11:59 P GMT-04
Democrat Compares Schwarzenegger To Kim Jong-Il

Silly Season begins in earnest

Friday, 7 July 2006 8:26 P GMT-04
The Detroit News reports that an Anti-Granholm ad in a rival paper taps Nazi images.

I wonder if he was listening to Metallica?

Friday, 7 July 2006 12:26 P GMT-04
Quoting Channel 7 Denver:Jason Bunch was mowing the lawn and listening to his iPod at his home in Castle Rock [Colorado] on Sunday when he was struck [by lightning].  

Another technological triumph

Thursday, 6 July 2006 9:28 P GMT-04
Volkswagen has turned fiction into reality by unveiling a fully automatic car which really can drive itself - and at speeds of up to 150mph.

When Saws are outlawed, only criminals will have saws

Thursday, 6 July 2006 9:13 P GMT-04
It's time for Mayor Bloomberg and Sarah Brady to get busy, before the "saw culture" grows any larger. Tareyton Williams , a Bronx man was arrested Thursday in connection with a portable power saw attack on another m

Support Peace or I'll Kill Ya

Wednesday, 5 July 2006 11:59 P GMT-04
Just when Cindy Sheehan is starting on a new adventure, along comes this bloke and makes all the peacenicks look bad.

Another candidate for the Darwins

Wednesday, 5 July 2006 10:51 P GMT-04
Quoting from NBC 10: Delaware fire officials say a man was seriously burned on the 4th of July in an explosion after he poured gunpowder into a charcoal grill and ignited it. Dumb bastard.