I hope this will convince my alma mater to lay off the fund-raising letters, emails, phone calls.

One picture = 1000 words.

Something to give hope to parents of teenage kids.

The "name game" always makes entertaining reading for me.

Say WHAT?

Photographs pertinent to this week's news events.

My comment on Ted Kooser's "Hymn to the Comb-Over"

Why are liberal "intellectuals" so damned ugly?

...and a damn fine pair they'll be.

There is something familiar about seeing Sharpton and Obama photographed arm-in-arm.

Drudge Report headline is a bit loopy.

A bit much for a haircut. But can you be TOO frugal?

Helen Thomas remains front row at White House Briefing Room.

I just got back from a bit of grocery shopping, on my way home from my semi-annual serum cholestrol test. On the drive, I heard talk show host Tom Marr mention that we had heard no recent mention of the hole-in-the-ozone layer. Between that, and a bi

George Will, in his latest column, tackles "traffic congestion in America." And as he does so frequently, Will proposes elegant solutions that miss the point altogether.There's the usual

It's like buying an indulgence from your parish priest, without the incense.

This idea may work as well as anything else.

There's a lot to poke fun at.

Murphy's law could wreak havoc here.

New Jersey political activist finds a roasted pig's head on her front porch. Considers it "harassment."

Larrikans are alive and well down under.

Michael Medved, that paragon of decency, gaffes.

Mexico's foreign secretary whines about U.S. plans to build a fence on the Mexican border.

Pink apparel in Texas prison makes convicts all shy and embarrassed.

Reuters reports al Qaeda leader wants someone on "the rooftop of the White House. Perhaps he doesn't realize it's pretty heavily fortified up there.