Let's call this decade "The Zeroes"

Seen this evening at an online classified ad site (spelling errors are in the original):

I am looking for donation of clothes and shoes  - been unemployed for 3 1/2 years now - living on Food stamps and energy Assintance

I am running out of clothes and with no income coming in it make it hard to buy new or second hand stuff

I am a size 32/34 34/36 dress or skirt and blouse 5 and 6x slack with at least a 32 in inseam - size 14 or 15 women shoes depending on the style of the shoes

I'll take anything but used pantys

Corsets - girdels - 58 D-cup bras ( that 5 inches smaller than the last time I measured) - nighties - slips - - blouses - dresses - anything that you don't want anymore - you can even send things that are a coulpe of sizes smaler because I am finially losing weight

I don't care what the style of clothing it is - I need it all, Day wear - eveingwear - work - fetish - whatever doesn't matter

Also wigs for a large head - I will clean them

I can only reach people who live on or within a 2 to 3 block walk from the busline - I have  bum leg and can't walk far

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Cash Donation are all way welcome - I doubth that anyone will send a cash donation - but if you do send a cash donation make it out to [deleted] - I haven't legally change my name to [deleted] yet

I rather do some artwork to earn any money - so check out my art website

My art websites under my male name ---

[after which s/he drops the URL of a web site referring to the female name.]

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Thank to any one can help in advance

 

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